By the underpass...

Yesterday,

We are heading back from my brothers graduation and there is a underpass with train tracks on top of it pictured here:

A train is passing overhead. Cars stop. On both sides. Yes because the train is passing OVER the cars stop and do not pass under. At first we make sure there isn't something going on in the underpass that is causing the cars to stop. Nope. Just two idiots on opposite sides deciding that its not a good idea to go under a moving train. We go around them wondering what the hell they are thinking. Another car follows us as well. 

Today

Facebook status from anonymous girl that I dislike but must be friends with to not look like a complete bitch. And I quote, 

"Fruit has calories? Is this some kind of sick joke?

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?! 

I was under the impression that, much like lettuce, it was mainly water... And that it was "healthy" so you could eat as much of it as you want. 

FALSE.

I call shenanigans on this crap."

I cannot even begin on this one. She missed some important lessons on food in kindergarden apparently. Yes, she is fat btw. Surprise! 

DISCLAIMER

I apologize in advance for any grammatical mistakes I may make. This blog will be about all the random acts of stupidity I encounter on a daily basis, if I did this when I worked retail I would have so much content it wouldn't be funny. When it comes to the English language I was taught very little grammar in school so my grammar sucks. Plus English is a wacky language.

Here I will record all the stupidity I encounter in my daily life, not only as a source of venting but as a way of expressing my frustration with people I encounter. Oh and start telling me to move to Europe now because I can't wait for the people who are going to tell me that if I hate Americans so much why do I live here.